{"id":4,"date":"2021-06-03T02:14:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T02:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box5205.temp.domains\/~epicgeek\/?page_id=4"},"modified":"2021-06-03T02:14:13","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T02:14:13","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/epicgeekery.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<div\n      class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_page\"\n      data-kv-control=\"1\">\n    <\/div> <section class=\"background-id_808080m16 section-2 meruhy39 undefined kv-full-page\" style=\" position:relative;\">\n  <a name=\"section2\"><\/a>\n    <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_section\"\n    data-kv-control=\"background\">\n  <\/div> <div class='kv-background  ' style=\" background-color: rgb(80,80,80);\">\n      \n      <div class='kv-background-inner ' data-image=\"background-image: 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class=\"kv-ee-cover-title kv-ee-section-title\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Welcome to Epic Geekery<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h2> <\/div><div class=\"kv-ee-col-lg-6 kv-ee-col-xl-6 kv-ee-subsection\">   <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button-ghost kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" data-type=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3icKKzv\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3icKKzv\" target=\"_blank\" data-property=\"buttons\" rel=\"noopener\">\n        \n        \n        <div style=\"\" class=\"kv-ee-button-has-title\">Epic Fantasy Adventure Awaits<div\n          data-editable=\"button\"\n          data-prop=\"buttons.0.title\"\n          style=\"display:none;\">\n        <\/div><\/div>\n      <\/a> <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/section>\n<style scoped>.meruhy39 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adventure here&#8230;<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h2>   <\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"kv-ee-container kv-ee-items\"><div class=\"kv-ee-row kv-ee-position\"><div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-circle\"> <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_content\"\n    data-kv-control=\"list\">\n  <\/div> <div>\n    <div class=\"kv-ee-row\" data-type=\"list\">\n        <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_list\"\n    data-kv-control=\"0\">\n  <\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-col-sm-6 kv-ee-dlist\"><div class=\"kv-ee-content-card kv-ee-default-card kv-ee-drop-shadow-md\"> <div\n      data-type=\"image\" data-property=\"image\"\n       class=\"kv-ee-photo kv-ee-gallery kv-ee-content-image \"\n      style=\"background-position-x:51.5356265356265%;background-image: url('https:\/\/images.builderservices.io\/s\/cdn\/v1.0\/i\/m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fproduction-bluehost-v1-0-0%2F860%2F908860%2FXEhTvPOy%2Fbfb01e11c36548fabe95aa8181f806ce&#038;methods=crop%2C0%25%2C28.0532%25%2C100%25%2C49.1914%25%7Cresize%2C600%2C5000');\"\n      data-setting=\"border\"\n      role=\"img\"\n    ><\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-bio \"> <h3 class=\"kv-ee-title kv-ee-title--xs\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Critical Failures<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h3> <p class=\"kv-ee-description kv-ee-body--md\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Only $0.99 on Amazon!<span data-prop=\"description\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/p>  <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button-card undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" data-type=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3vMEDpH\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3vMEDpH\" target=\"_blank\" data-property=\"link\" rel=\"noopener\">\n        \n        \n        <div style=\"\" class=\"kv-ee-button-has-title\">Buy it on Amazon<div\n          data-editable=\"button\"\n          data-prop=\"link.title\"\n          style=\"display:none;\">\n        <\/div><\/div>\n      <\/a>  <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n        <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_list\"\n    data-kv-control=\"1\">\n  <\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-col-sm-6 kv-ee-dlist\"><div class=\"kv-ee-content-card kv-ee-default-card kv-ee-drop-shadow-md\"> <div\n      data-type=\"image\" data-property=\"image\"\n       class=\"kv-ee-photo kv-ee-gallery kv-ee-content-image \"\n      style=\"background-position-x:48.621070049641474%;background-image: url('https:\/\/images.builderservices.io\/s\/cdn\/v1.0\/i\/m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fproduction-bluehost-v1-0-0%2F860%2F908860%2FXEhTvPOy%2Fabb2e4d0c454406ea466db606b0ba638&#038;methods=crop%2C0%25%2C26.2195%25%2C100%25%2C47.5407%25%7Cresize%2C600%2C5000');\"\n      data-setting=\"border\"\n      role=\"img\"\n    ><\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-bio \"> <h3 class=\"kv-ee-title kv-ee-title--xs\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Critical Failures II<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h3> <p class=\"kv-ee-description kv-ee-body--md\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Fail Harder<span data-prop=\"description\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/p>  <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button-card undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" data-type=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3uMZs31\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3uMZs31\" target=\"_blank\" data-property=\"link\" rel=\"noopener\">\n        \n        \n        <div style=\"\" class=\"kv-ee-button-has-title\">Buy it on Amazon<div\n          data-editable=\"button\"\n          data-prop=\"link.title\"\n          style=\"display:none;\">\n        <\/div><\/div>\n      <\/a>  <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n        <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_list\"\n    data-kv-control=\"2\">\n  <\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-col-sm-6 kv-ee-dlist\"><div class=\"kv-ee-content-card kv-ee-default-card kv-ee-drop-shadow-md\"> <div\n      data-type=\"image\" data-property=\"image\"\n       class=\"kv-ee-photo kv-ee-gallery kv-ee-content-image \"\n      style=\"background-position-x:46.621621621621614%;background-image: url('https:\/\/images.builderservices.io\/s\/cdn\/v1.0\/i\/m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fproduction-bluehost-v1-0-0%2F860%2F908860%2FXEhTvPOy%2Fde39a8dc846647ac898c3349e5136128&#038;methods=crop%2C0%25%2C27.0845%25%2C100%25%2C50.5969%25%7Cresize%2C600%2C5000');\"\n      data-setting=\"border\"\n      role=\"img\"\n    ><\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-bio \"> <h3 class=\"kv-ee-title kv-ee-title--xs\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Critical Failures III<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h3> <p class=\"kv-ee-description kv-ee-body--md\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">A Storm of S Words<span data-prop=\"description\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/p>  <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button-card undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" data-type=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3uMozCM\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3uMozCM\" target=\"_blank\" data-property=\"link\" rel=\"noopener\">\n        \n        \n        <div style=\"\" class=\"kv-ee-button-has-title\">Buy it on Amazon<div\n          data-editable=\"button\"\n          data-prop=\"link.title\"\n          style=\"display:none;\">\n        <\/div><\/div>\n      <\/a>  <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n        <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_list\"\n    data-kv-control=\"3\">\n  <\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-col-sm-6 kv-ee-dlist\"><div class=\"kv-ee-content-card kv-ee-default-card kv-ee-drop-shadow-md\"> <div\n      data-type=\"image\" data-property=\"image\"\n       class=\"kv-ee-photo kv-ee-gallery kv-ee-content-image \"\n      style=\"background-position-x:49.999999999999986%;background-image: url('https:\/\/images.builderservices.io\/s\/cdn\/v1.0\/i\/m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fproduction-bluehost-v1-0-0%2F860%2F908860%2FXEhTvPOy%2Fabe3eac10be74d53ba12ffffccf6a7a0&#038;methods=crop%2C0%25%2C25.3337%25%2C100%25%2C53.6634%25%7Cresize%2C600%2C5000');\"\n      data-setting=\"border\"\n      role=\"img\"\n    ><\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-bio \"> <h3 class=\"kv-ee-title kv-ee-title--xs\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Critical Failures IV<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h3> <p class=\"kv-ee-description kv-ee-body--md\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">The Phantom Pinas<span data-prop=\"description\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/p>  <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button-card undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" data-type=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3z8AzSO\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3z8AzSO\" target=\"_blank\" data-property=\"link\" rel=\"noopener\">\n        \n        \n        <div style=\"\" class=\"kv-ee-button-has-title\">Buy it on Amazon<div\n          data-editable=\"button\"\n          data-prop=\"link.title\"\n          style=\"display:none;\">\n        <\/div><\/div>\n      <\/a>  <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n        <div\n    class=\"kv-control-placeholder kv-_list\"\n    data-kv-control=\"4\">\n  <\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-col-12 kv-ee-col-sm-6 kv-ee-dlist\"><div class=\"kv-ee-content-card kv-ee-default-card kv-ee-drop-shadow-md\"> <div\n      data-type=\"image\" data-property=\"image\"\n       class=\"kv-ee-photo kv-ee-gallery kv-ee-content-image \"\n      style=\"background-position-x:51.930501930501926%;background-image: url('https:\/\/images.builderservices.io\/s\/cdn\/v1.0\/i\/m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fproduction-bluehost-v1-0-0%2F860%2F908860%2FXEhTvPOy%2Ff735b565ad0643939b92caae8cdb9422&#038;methods=crop%2C0%25%2C26.5907%25%2C100%25%2C52.4708%25%7Cresize%2C600%2C5000');\"\n      data-setting=\"border\"\n      role=\"img\"\n    ><\/div> <div class=\"kv-ee-bio \"> <h3 class=\"kv-ee-title kv-ee-title--xs\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">Critical Failures V<span data-prop=\"title\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/h3> <p class=\"kv-ee-description kv-ee-body--md\" data-type=\"text\" tabindex=\"0\">V is for Five<span data-prop=\"description\" class=\"ck-editable-element\" data-editable=\"basic\" style=\"display:none;\"><\/span><\/p>  <a class=\"\n    kv-ee-button kv-ee-button-md kv-ee-button-card undefined\n    kv-ee-button-dynamic-buttons kv-button-instant-edit\n     kv-ee-button-primary\n  \" data-index=\"0\" 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